lone. 18 years old. norwegian.
basically bands, series and funny stupid stuff. arctic monkeys, the vaccines, doctor who, game of thrones, etc.
please don't be scared to ask me stuff, I'm happy to answerinstagram: sgtplastictramp snapchat: mistermustard
would any of u be interested in a picture of me doing an impression of the ikea monkey?
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
Please don’t get tired of me.
it happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.
I don’t even know how to respond to this, I’m so overwhelmed. thank you so much. I’ve never been called an inspiration before, this means so much to me. thank you. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to accessorize for soup season.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
this was one of the gifsets that got me into doctor who
When people don’t tag their diddly-darn spoilers
Why are cheezits on someone’s head
Because someone didn’t tag their diddly-darn spoilers
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
you’re a girl and yes I called u cute I meant it full homo I don’t half ass anything
Ezra and his Tom Cruise vibes
the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave u alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible its hilarious